Friday, September 17, 2010

Freeform Friday: Funny Pictures

Happy Friday everyone. This week couldn't go by fast enough.

Anyways, since I don't feel much like writing a lot or going off on another tangent, I'll post some funny pictures. =)

I wonder if there are any tickets left...

I want to work here....
Thinking about posting these rules at home.

This is far more motivational for restaurant employees, I think.

Ending it on a classy note.

Have a great weekend everybody!!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Thirsty Thursday: Gibson


Though not the most popular drink out there, the Gibson is a delicious and unique alternative to the traditional Martini. it was the preferred drink of famous Silent-film era comedian (and alcoholic)W.C. Fields.

The Gibson was conceived of at the legendary Players Club in New York City in the early 20's during prohibition, and was named after Charles Dana Gibson, creator of the iconic Gibson Girl representation of American Women at the turn of the century.

According to the story, Gibson challenged Charley Connolly, the bartender of the Players Club, to improve upon the Martini's recipe, so Connolly simply substituted an onion for the olive, added a lemon twist and named the drink after the patron.

A legend was born.

Subbing an onion and lemon twist for the traditional martini olive really gives this drink a unique taste, so much so, that there seems to be a loyalty among Gibson fans to the drink. Never order a Martini for a Gibson Girl (or guy), they just might punch you in the face.

Ingredients:
1 and a half ounces Dry Gin (I recommend Tanqueray Ten)
1/2 ounce Vermouth
3 Pearl Onions
Lemon Twist

Shake Gin and Vermouth with ice in a shaker. Strain into a Martini glass and garnish with onions and a lemon twist. Enjoy!

Have a great Thursday everyone!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Wacky Wednesday: The return of Auto-tune and others...

Happy Wacky Wednesday everyone!

I'm quickly writing this blog as I get ready to head out for a meeting. I finally came into work early today (early meaning before 10am) and have a minute to do the blog. So without further ado....

Crazy Waitress Robbery Story:


Crazy Waitress hit song:


This guy is far too passionate about the treasury:


Painful? Check. Hilarious? Check.


What a wuss:


And my favorite:



Have a great day everyone!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Not MIA Today. Tuesday's Charity: Women's and Children's Crisis Center

So before I begin, I'd like to apologize for posting literally nothing yesterday. It was a bad day, filled with more work than I care to do in a day. So again, my apologies.

Today's highlighted charity is located in Whittier, CA and deals with an issue far too common even in these progressive times.

The Women and Children Crisis Shelter (WCCS) is an emergency and transitional shelter for women and children who have been victimized by domestic violence. Often times, women will stay in these unhealthy relationships after being broken down physically and mentally. These victimized women feel there is nowhere else to turn and don't want to risk homelessness for their children, so they stay with the abuser and sacrifice themselves for the good of their children.

The mission of WCCS is to serve victims who request protection and assistance, by providing culturally relevant and supportive intervention services, by coordinating with other agencies working to improve the wellness of families, and by providing information for the prevention of intimate partner violence.

Though initially starting out 1977 as a crisis hotline, WCCS eventually grew into a walk-in emergency shelter and then began offering a transitional shelter as well, to aid in the process of ending abusive relationships.

 Often thought to be a thing of past generations, domestic abuse is still far too prevalent in society. Many cultures, including our own, view women as objects or possessions. Though it can be harmless (men ogling models, porn stars, etc), it can also be very dangerous for those who take it too far. Teaching domestic abuse prevention in schools would be a great to help end this problem as a whole, much in the way that children are now taught about the awful consequences of racism, a problem that has been seriously weakened and could be eradicated completely with education.


I implore everyone to do their part in stopping domestic abuse and utilize, and donate, to shelters like WCCS. Abuse is not just a problem for the individual, it's a problem for society.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Freeform Friday: The Cult of Celebrity

Has America's obsession with celebrities hit cult-like status?


Sadly, yes.

In no form is this fact more painstakingly obvious than with the success and celebrity of the cast of "Jersey Shore".

This "show", about a group of male and female drains on society, has become an enormous hit. Let that sink in for a second. A group of 20-something, selfish, unintelligent douchebags get paid millions (yes, millions) of dollars to party, tan and get into fights.

Are you fucking kidding me?

It literally makes me want to vomit.  These are the people that others actually aspire to be and want to watch all the time. I can't even watch MTV anymore because I want to throw my fucking TV at whoever runs the network.

You would hope that the tragic life of the amazingly stupid Anna Nicole Smith would set some sort of warning, if not to the idiot reality stars, then at least to the girls who aspire to be these idiots.

Nope.

They still follow the likes of Paris Hilton, "The Situation", Lindsey Lohan and Spencer Pratt as though they are religious figures. It has become the sad reality in the world that being stupid, spoiled, and without any type of meaningful purpose is what we should all aspire to become.

If life were fair, the Executive Director of the organization I work for would be an enormous celebrity. He runs a very successful non-profit. His model of ending homelessness is being copied all over the country. He has raised millions (yes, millions) of dollars for charity to help the homeless, he's an active member of 6 different Boards for various charity organizations and he teaches a class on homelessness and gentrification in Orange County at a local university. Yet, he makes a fraction of what "The Situation" makes. Doesn't seem right does it?

We have become a celeb-obsessed culture while real issues are being ignored. I hear far too often from people who dish about celebrities as though they're close personal friends, that they have no interest in politics because "Politics is stupid". Thay actually say this.

There was a time, maybe 50 years ago, when the majority of the population could tell you far more about their political opinions than they could about celebs. Rather than talking about what club Bette Davis and Joan Crawford got into a fight at or who Mae West slept with last night, they talked about changes they wanted to see and did something about it. And they were successful!

Nowadays, I guarantee you at LEAST 75% of people aged 13 - 30 couldnt tell you who the 39th President was (It's Jimmy Carter).

It seems that people don't want to be intelligent. They're too pre-occupied with celebrity dating lives and clubbing habits.

I wouldn't be surprised if soon, in schools, we hear the following:


"Well kids, we have thirteen stripes to commemorate every season of the Jersey Shore. The red one's represent the seasons where Snooki got punched in the face and the white ones represent the seasons where the cast tried to claiom "GTL" as intellectual property.

And we have the 50 stars to recognize the number of foreign children Angelina Jolie adopted.

Let's recite the Pledge of Allegiance,

'I pledge allegiance, to TMZ, in the world wide web of the internet. And to the awesome deals, for which it spams, one nation, totally hot, with prada bags and Manolo's for all.'"

Do me a favor: Everyone try to learn something meaningful once a day. After a month, this celeb bullshit will become so laughable it won't even entertain you.

Rant over...

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Thirsty Thursday: Cosmopolitan


The Cosmopolitan.

The name alone makes you think of the girls from "Sex and the City" as the drink typifies single, successful women having a night out on the town (I'm assuming this is the basis of that show as I've never watched it).

For women, this drink signifies success. It shows that not only do you enjoy alcohol, but at the same time, you class it up with a mixer, drink from a fancy glass, and most likely will not give that guy staring at you across the bar, the time of day. It's a power drink that is able to maintain attractive femininity.

In guy culture, this may be the gayest drink you could ever order that is not named a "Pink Cadillac". However,  this is the old standby to order for someone when you're looking to "Seal the deal" so to speak. Showing that you're not afraid to order it, along with the fact that there is a pretty decent amount of alcohol in the drink, usually work as a 1-2 combination. culminating in the horizontal mambo.

Ingredients:
1 Ounce Vodka
1/2 Ounce Triple Sec
1/2 Ounce Cranberry Juice
1/4 Ounce Lime Juice

Pour ingredients into a shaker half filled with ice. Shake Well. Strain into a martini glass.

For an extra kick, upgrade to premium vodka (Grey Goose works best with this drink) and Cointreau instead of Triple Sec. You'll thank me later.

Enjoy!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Wacky Wednesday: Stupidity

Hello All!

I'm pressed for time, so this will have to be fast, but luckily, it's Wacky Wednesday.

Time for some video pick-me-up's.

I love stupid people. As much as they can annoy and disturb me, I also enjoy that these people exist for our entertainment. Let's watch some.









Have a great Wednesday!

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Busy Busy Busy....

Hello Everyone,

I hope you all had a wonderful Labor Day weekend. Today is supposed to be my day in which I post about a charity i love, but I just have absolutely no time, seeing as how the charity I work for has me finishing a bunch of stuff in preparation for an event we're having this week. I'l get a post up tomorrow, based on the regular schedule, but today seems unlikely.

In the meantime, enjoy these videos of my best friend and I writing and performing songs about various episodes of Project Runway, Season 7.

Enjoy!







Friday, September 3, 2010

Thirsty...Friday? Cape Codder

Hello Everyone,

Looks like I have 2 new followers. Awesome! Welcome to my blog.

Yesterday was insanely busy for work, therefore I had zero time to write my Thirsty Thursday blog. However, since Friday's are free-form anyways, I thought I'd go ahead and utilize that freedom to write a Thursday blog.

The Cape Codder

There are few times in which you find yourself happier to be alive then during a bright and sunny, yet cool Summer day. Maybe a slight breeze is blowing and you neither have nor want any specific plans. You're content to hang out on your patio, front porch or backyard and enjoy the day. And of course, the perfect compliment to such a day, is the Cape Codder.

The Cape Codder is the perfect combination of alcohol and anti-oxidants. Combining the distinct and refreshing taste of Cranberry Juice, with the power of Vodka, the Cape Codder is the old standby when you want to just relax and enjoy being alive.

The great thing about this drink is it's ability to cross all boundaries. Men love it and women love it, there's no gender exclusivity here, just good alcohol and great taste.

Just be careful not to go too far when adopting the Cape Cod attitude. You're a pair of Nantucket shorts and boat shoes away from Cape Cod douchebaggery.

Ingredients:
1 Ounce Vodka (Belvedere is preferred for this one)
Cranberry Juice to fill
Lime Wedge Garnish

Fill a highball glass with ice. Pour in the vodka, fill with cranberry juice, garnish and enjoy!

Have a great weekend everyone!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Wacky Wednesdays: I Love Autotune!

Auto-tune is nothing new, but it is amazing. You can essentially auto-tune anything, put a beat behind it and BAM! Hit song!

Here's a few examples:

Without autotune:


With Autotune:


And of course, my favorite, Antoine Dodson:


And the hit song:


Try to get that out of your head. Have a great Wednesday everyone!