Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Obama vs. Hitler

It is now 2 weeks after the most important election cycle in years, in which a black man was elected President of the United States, abortion rights were upheld nationally, and Jack Bauer saved the country yet again, this time from Commie-Nazis.

Still, what is the most amazing thing to happen in the past few weeks? The obvious comparison between President Barack Obama and, you guessed it, Adolf Hitler (R-Germany).

This bit of wisdom came from the mouth of Republican Congressman (and Nazi enthusiast) Paul Broun.

Now, it’s one thing to compare the new president to the anti-Christ or Satan, but Hitler? C’mon!

It is intriguing though and, since we all know the GOP is the morally superior party and are thus unable to tell a lie, maybe there is some credence to Rep. Broun’s comments. Let’s look at exactly what he said:

"It may sound a bit crazy and off base, but the thing is, he's the one who proposed this national security force." "I'm just trying to bring attention to the fact that we may — may not, I hope not — but we may have a problem with that type of philosophy of radical socialism or Marxism."
- Rep. Paul Broun

There you have it. Creating a force, or “Department” to defend national “security”, possibly for our “Homeland”, does seem like a crazy, Marxist idea. Marx was always telling the workers to rise up and defend the homeland, or something to that effect.

Some of you out there in internet reader land may not yet be convinced, so let’s have a look at some of the voting records of Mr. Hitler and Mr. Obama.

-Hitler authored the “Final Solution” legislation which was intended to exterminate Jews in Europe at the height of World War II and the Great Depression. After much deliberation, it finally passed after he tacked on a rider granting citizens “A schnitzengruben in every pot”. Also, he murdered the opposition.

-Obama opposed the War in Iraq, but never said he was against terminating Jews in the process.

-Hitler annexed various German-speaking countries in Europe with little resistance until years later.

-Obama “annexed” various German-related foods at the Epcot Center in Florida with little resistance until hours later.

-Hitler was a painter.

-Obama is, officially, a color.

Yes the similarities between the two are striking, if not eerie. Kudos to you Rep. Broun for your courageous vilification of the new president. You truly are an American Her-…Wait….


Sounds German to me….

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